"There’s only so many times you can twiddle the bean before you just gotta stick a dick in there."
― My Boyfriend’s sleepy attempt at eloquently summing up our sex life.

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lucasbavid:

I figured out it was a social thing, what women were allowed to do. At a very young age, I decided I was not going to follow women`s rules.

- Joan jett 


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ileftmysoul:

vonmunsterr:

evasives:

people keep saying that facebook makes you depressed because your friends all look like they’re having fun without you but actually i think this kind of shit is probably the greater cause of it tbh

I hate men there I said it

I HATE MEN IVE SAID IT BEFORE ILL SAY IT AGAIN

ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME HOW ARE THESE MEN NOT DYING FROM THEIR OWN STUPIDITY!?!?


Posted 2 days ago with 46,139 notes

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

Posted 3 days ago with 159,243 notes

"I used to think I was the strangest person in the world but then I thought there are so many people in the world, there must be someone just like me who feels bizarre and flawed in the same ways I do. I would imagine her, and imagine that she must be out there thinking of me, too. Well, I hope that if you are out there and read this and know that, yes, it’s true I’m here, and I’m just as strange as you." - Frida Kahlo

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wholewheat3:

When I was 6 my brother told me that old people sag because they’re being pulled to hell and I cried

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highs0ciety:

arabbara:

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

this is the only september 11th post I’m reblogging

Posted 5 days ago with 698,670 notes

666seawitch:

RED

The second you’re preceived as FABULOUS, you already are.

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Posted 6 days ago with 132,881 notes

vomitus-creeper:

porquepuedopuedes:

"I never painted dreams. I painted my own reality.” - Frida Kahlo 

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kaddy-kablamo:

menthuthuyoupi:

to-salsabeel:

"They didn’t allow me to become a nurse because of my hijab. Thank you, I became a doctor instead" #BURN

GO OFF GO OFF

YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS FUCK IT UP IN DEUTSCHLAND !

SLAAAAAAYYYY!!!


Posted 1 week ago with 97,210 notes

lavendermenaces:

you wake up (stricken with anxiety) post up (stricken with anxiety) ridin’ round in it (stricken with anxiety) flossin on that (stricken with anxiety)

Posted 1 week ago with 9 notes